HOW WOMAN THINK IN RELATIONSHIPS…I MUST ADMIT, IT’S PRETTY GOOD.

1. Don’t always expect us to call you.. The phone works both ways!! You know the drill!!
2. Don’t ever lie to us, we always find out.
3. Birthdays, V-day, & Anniversaries are important to us… Can’t you remember three important dates out of the whole year!? We remember them.. Why can’t you!?
4. Don’t say you understand when you don’t.
5. Girls are petty, get over it.
6. You don’t have PMS; don’t act like you know what it’s like.
7. Sweet talk will always get you off the hook.
8. We don’t like it when you act like Mr. Big; we like it when you are Mr. Big.
9. “Hanging out with the guys” can not consume all your time!! We need time too!!
10. You can come shopping with us!! We would do it for you! So don’t complain the whole time!!!
11. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys.
12. It’s good to be sensitive, sometimes.
13. If you did something wrong or even if you didn’t, apologize.
14. Be spontaneous, dinner and a movie won’t always cut it.
15. You can put the toilet seat down…. That’s how you found it!!
16. We are self-conscious by nature, we can’t help it.
17. We are drama queens.
18. Fashion police do exist.
19. If our shoes aren’t exactly the right shade someone will notice.
20. Talk about your feelings sometimes… it helps A LOT!!
21. We absolutely do not care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball or anything else you and your friends talk about.
22. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.
23. We don’t shave our legs every day, get over it.
24. Don’t make bets about us, we always find out.
25. Shave- no matter how cool you think it looks, we hate it.
26. Even is you think it is cool to burp, or emit other strange gases from your body, it is not.
27. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
28. We are beautiful, but make-up helps.
29. We will always think we are fat so humor us and tell us we aren’t.
30. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick so why can’t you hit inside the toilet?
31. Most importantly- we are always right- so don’t forget it.

It should be noted that there are many more “gals rules” than “guys rules“